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April 1, 2006

Well it was bound to happen. I came across this news report today. And took a screen shot of it.

The report is HERE

The text is below in case you want to read it here.

News Network

Woman Steals Sack Of Jock Straps

Just before closing time, in a gym near Cullman, Alabama, a woman walked in and started working out on the machines. This type of behavior isn’t out of the ordinary. But what happened next was far from ordinary. 15 minutes after entering the gym, the woman who witnesses later identified as 42 year old Terri Lavender snuck back into the gym’s laundry room. Once there, she removed a pillow case from her pocket and began filling it with jock straps that were sitting in a hamper waiting to be washed. Once she had the pillow case filled, she ran out the laundry room door, running between the excercise equipment and headed straight for the exit. About 1/2 way through the gym, she bumped into someone who recognized her. Terri dropped the pillow case and ran out the door, but not before grabbing a handfull of jock straps and making her escape. Workers at the gym chased after the woman but were unable to stop her. Police are still looking for Terri for further questioning.

We all knew it was a matter of time before her clepto tendencies and her speeding would run together. This is all to strange for words.

I expect to see it tonight on Nancy Grace.

Did the Church of Christ drive her to this?

Will Mike Cope speak this time?

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. April 1, 2006 1:12 pm

    I almost made it, too!

    Donna told me to be aware of pranks today…

    Friends are friends forever if… oh nevermind!

  2. April 1, 2006 1:56 pm

    i was beginning to wonder if it was donna, then the lady’s name was listed. whew, i was gonna have to reconsider reading donna’s blog. thanks for clearing that up. was it after a tennis match?

  3. April 1, 2006 2:12 pm

    Oooohhh retaliation???? I will have to stay tuned to see.

  4. April 1, 2006 7:43 pm

    Tommy, your e-talents continue to amaze me. This one cracks me up!!

  5. April 2, 2006 7:53 pm

    I agree, Amy… it’s better than televison!

  6. April 3, 2006 12:37 pm

    Hi Tommy,

    I don’t think we have met but I am an old SLCC guy from way back now in Florida. I am new to the blogsphere.

    Nice blog. No doubt Nancy will be on this case!

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